Funny Ballet Merch | Ballet Trauma Club

Funny ballet merch for dancers in their burnout era.
Designed in California · Ships in the U.S.
Because your therapist doesn’t sell merch.

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The Signature Collection

"Nice Attitude" Tee "Temps de Poisson" Tee

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Signature Collection

"Nice Attitude" Tee "Temps de Poisson" Tee

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Ballet Trauma Club Nice Attitude 12oz canvas tote bag with inner pocket

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“Nice Attitude” Tote

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$18.95

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Hold My Turnout tote – durable 12oz canvas ballet tote with structured base and pocket

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“Hold My Turnout” Tote

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$18.95

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Ballet baggage brunch tote bag with bold lettering on durable canvas

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“Ballet. Baggage. Brunch.” Tote

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$18.95

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Ballet sticker pack with 1, 3, 5, and 10 vinyl options

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Ballet Trauma Club Stickers (1, 3, 5, 10 pack)

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$1.75 – $12.00

Ballet Trauma Club Signature Tee front view in white

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“Ballet Trauma Club” Signature Adult Unisex Tee

T-Shirt, Adult, All

$28.95

Professional Understudy T-Shirt for dancers – Ballet Trauma Club

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“Professional Understudy” Adult Unisex T-Shirt

Unisex, T-Shirt, Adult, All

$28.95

Testimonials

“Soft Clothes, Sharp Edge”

“The hoodie I bought is the softest thing I’ve ever worn. It’s like a warm hug for my bruised soul. The quality is top-tier, and I never want to take it off!”

— Sophia R., Former Ballet Dancer

“Lightning Fast & Drama-Free”

“I couldn’t believe how fast my order arrived! Just in time for my meltdown after rehearsal—now I can wear my stress in style. Plus, the customer service is outstanding. I love supporting a small business that genuinely cares about its customers.”

– Sarah M., Ballet Enthusiast

“Finally, Someone Gets It”

“Finally, merch that speaks to me! Ballet Trauma Club gets it—I’m not just a dancer; I’m a survivor. Every piece makes me feel seen and understood. This is my tribe.”
— Isabelle M., Dance Teacher