“99 Problems” Keychain

“99 Problems” keychain deserves to live on your keys.

“I Got 99 Problems But Being On My Leg Ain’t One” woven tag style keychain is made for dancers who know that even when life is messy, at least your balance is solid. Clip it to your tote, backpack, or car keys for an instant hit of Ballet Trauma Club energy everywhere you go, especially on days when you have a hard time being off.

Each keychain measures 5.25 inches by 1.25 inches and features clean woven lettering, crisp edging, and a sturdy metal key ring. It is lightweight, durable, and built to survive morning class, tech week, and every time someone shouts “from the top.”

This style features the saying:
“I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT BEING ON MY LEG AIN’T ONE”
Because sometimes your balance is the only thing holding your life together. It is the dancer version of main character energy.

Perfect as a dancer gift, recital surprise, stocking stuffer, or a small treat for yourself when you need a little extra serotonin. In true Ballet Trauma Club spirit, this woven keychain adds humor to the chaos of dance life.

Details

• Woven tag style keychain

• Approx. 5.25 in x 1.25 in

• Bright pink with high contrast woven lettering

• Sturdy silver metal key ring

• Lightweight and durable for daily use

• Ideal for our Ballet Baggage Brunch tote, dance bags, backpacks, keys, and gig bags

• Spot clean as needed

• Designed exclusively by Ballet Trauma Club

Flat rate shipping for keychains and stickers at $4, so go ahead and check out the rest of the keychain collection and stickers.