“99 Problems” Keychain
$9.50
I got 99 problems, but being on my leg ain’t one. A playful nod to the song, rewritten for dancers who can balance through chaos. That is one problem down, and a laundry list more to go. Screams confidence and some very strong legs and core. This keychain brings instant Ballet Trauma Club attitude to any bag, tote, or anything in between. Designed exclusively at Ballet Trauma Club.
Flat rate shipping for keychains and stickers at $4, so go ahead and check out the rest of the keychain collection and stickers.
Adult Sweatshirt (Unisex)
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| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
“99 Problems” keychain deserves to live on your keys.
“I Got 99 Problems But Being On My Leg Ain’t One” woven tag style keychain is made for dancers who know that even when life is messy, at least your balance is solid. Clip it to your tote, backpack, or car keys for an instant hit of Ballet Trauma Club energy everywhere you go, especially on days when you have a hard time being off.
Each keychain measures 5.25 inches by 1.25 inches and features clean woven lettering, crisp edging, and a sturdy metal key ring. It is lightweight, durable, and built to survive morning class, tech week, and every time someone shouts “from the top.”
This style features the saying:
“I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT BEING ON MY LEG AIN’T ONE”
Because sometimes your balance is the only thing holding your life together. It is the dancer version of main character energy.
Perfect as a dancer gift, recital surprise, stocking stuffer, or a small treat for yourself when you need a little extra serotonin. In true Ballet Trauma Club spirit, this woven keychain adds humor to the chaos of dance life.
Details
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Woven tag style keychain
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Approx. 5.25 in x 1.25 in
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Bright pink with high contrast woven lettering
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Sturdy silver metal key ring
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Lightweight and durable for daily use
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Ideal for our Ballet Baggage Brunch tote, dance bags, backpacks, keys, and gig bags
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Spot clean as needed
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Designed exclusively by Ballet Trauma Club
Flat rate shipping for keychains and stickers at $4, so go ahead and check out the rest of the keychain collection and stickers.
The 99 Problems keychain is part of Ballet Trauma Club's collection of humorous dancer accessories. Our keychains are designed for ballet dancers, teachers, and studio besties who enjoy practical items with personality.
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All Ballet Trauma Club keychains, including the 99 Problems keychain, feature durable woven construction, clean lettering, and secure hardware. They make great gifts for dancers during recitals, Nutcracker season, competitions, and birthdays.
| Weight | 0.025 lbs |
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