“Ballet Pain” Adult Unisex Tee

The only pain we’re interested in is Ballet Pain—because if we’re going to suffer, let it be French, flaky, and filled with chocolate. This tee isn’t just a pun—it’s a declaration. You’ve been through enough pointe shoe blisters, rehearsal critiques, and underfed performance weeks. It’s time for some well-deserved softness—on your body and your plate.

The Ballet Pain Tee wraps you in cozy rebellion. Whether you’re stretching in the studio, grabbing a pastry after class, or rolling your eyes at the “no carbs” culture of dance, this is your go-to uniform. It’s the perfect mix of wit, comfort, and quiet protest—layer it under a hoodie, style it with sweats, or pair it with our Ballet Baggage Brunch tote for a full ensemble that says “I’m dancing through it—caffeinated and carb-loaded.”

Ballet Pain Adult Unisex Tee features:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²), breathable, and ideal for layering or casual wear.

• Retail fit: Classic crew neckline with unisex sizing—easy to dress up or down.

• Durable & Comfortable: Ribbed knit collar retains its shape, and dual side seams hold structure through many washes.

• Ethically produced: Made using sustainable practices in no-sweatshop, WRAP-certified factories.

• Care tips: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.

Looking for another snack-forward staple? Try our“Sickled City Biscuits ‘n Gravy” tee if you believe pastries are a personality trait.

Want more dancewear with a sense of humor? Explore all Ballet Trauma Club tees and see why dancers everywhere are dressing for the drama.

Bonus vibes: Because if ballet’s going to hurt, it better come with chocolate.
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