“Rehearsing My Meltdown” Keychain

“Rehearsing My Meltdown” deserves its own spotlight, and your keys deserve a little ballet trauma too.
This woven tag style keychain is made for dancers who are holding it together, but only by a thread and a prayer. Clip it to your tote, backpack, or car keys for an instant hit of Ballet Trauma Club energy everywhere you go, especially on the days when you are two counts away from a very real, very theatrical meltdown. At least you are self-aware about it, which counts as character development.

Each keychain measures 5.25 inches by 1.25 inches and features clean woven lettering, crisp edging, and a sturdy metal key ring. It is lightweight, durable, and built to survive morning class, tech week, and every moment where someone says “again, but calmer.” Even when your patience is thinning and your matcha is wearing off, this keychain stays strong for you.

This style features the saying:
“REHEARSING MY MELTDOWN”
Because sometimes you are not having a meltdown, you are simply rehearsing it until it is performance ready. The dancers who know, know.

Perfect as a dancer gift, recital surprise, stocking stuffer, or a treat for yourself when you need a little extra serotonin. In true Ballet Trauma Club fashion, this keychain brings humor, relatability, and emotional support energy straight to your dance bag.

Details:

• Woven tag style keychain

• Approx. 5.25 in x 1.25 in

• Bright pink with high contrast woven lettering

• Sturdy silver metal key ring

• Lightweight and durable for daily use

• Ideal for our Hold My Turnout tote bag, dance bags, backpacks, keys, and gig bags

• Spot clean as needed

• Designed exclusively by Ballet Trauma Club

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