“Straight Outta Adagio” Adult Unisex Tee
$27.95
Stepping Straight Outta Adagio is a flex, because that standing leg was fighting for its life. Just when you thought promenade in second was brutal, they throw in a grand plié in 5th and a penché for “giggles.” Now we walk it off (or out), fully aware we’ll have to do it again—because we’re not quitters here.
Available as a tee, sweatshirt, hoodie, and sticker.
White (100% cotton) | Black Heather (cotton/poly blend)
Unisex sizing
Adult T-Shirt (Unisex)
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Why You’ll Love It
The Straight Outta Adagio Adult Unisex T-Shirt is more than a ballet joke. It’s a dancer’s battle cry. Stepping straight out of adagio is a flex, because that standing leg was fighting for its life. You think promenade in second is hard? Then they add a grand plié in fifth and a penché just for “giggles.” After all that, we walk it off (or out). And we know we’ll do it again, because we’re not quitters here.
This design also comes in a sweatshirt, hoodie, and sticker, so you can wear it in whatever form fits your rehearsal—or recovery—mood.
Fabric and Feel
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd² or 142 g/m²), this shirt is lightweight and soft from the first wear. The Black Heather color is a 52% Airlume cotton and 48% polyester blend, so it has more stretch and durability.
Fit Options
This unisex tee has a classic crew neckline with a relaxed retail fit. It layers easily over a leo in class, and also pairs with jeans or warm ups. The cut gives room to move, so you can wear it anywhere.
Construction That Lasts
Ribbed collars hold their shape. Tapered shoulders sit smooth. Dual side seams keep the silhouette crisp. The Straight Outta Adagio tee stays sharp and supportive through countless washes.
Ethical Production
Made with humane practices and zero sweatshops. Certified by the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP for responsible manufacturing.
Care Instructions
Turn inside out before washing.
Machine wash cold with like colors.
Tumble dry low.
Do not iron directly on the design.
Style Notes
From barre to brunch, this tee always delivers. It’s the reminder that no matter how tough adagio feels, you walk out of it stronger. And if your tee’s in the wash, your sweatshirt, hoodie, or sticker will still flex for you.
The Straight Outta Adagio tee is a must-have for dancers who know that adagio isn’t just about slow movement—it’s about survival. This adult unisex shirt captures the drama of ballet with a wink, letting every dancer show off their strength and humor at once.
Wearing the Straight Outta Adagio tee is a way to celebrate the grind of daily class. From promenade in second to penché, and yes, even the dreaded grand plié in fifth, this shirt is the inside joke every ballet dancer instantly gets. It’s not just merch—it’s proof you’ve made it through.
Straight Outta Adagio tee style options
This design isn’t limited to just the Straight Outta Adagio tee. It also comes in a sweatshirt, hoodie, and sticker. That means you can carry the same energy whether you’re layering up for rehearsal, lounging at home, or decorating your dance notebook.
Why dancers love the Straight Outta Adagio tee
The Straight Outta Adagio tee is popular with dancers because it blends humor and truth. Ballet adagio requires balance, control, and endurance. Surviving it is a victory, and this tee is your badge of honor. It also makes a great gift for a dance friend who has fought their way through the same combinations.
Learn more
For more Ballet Trauma Club apparel, check out our shop collection. If you’re curious about adagio and its role in classical ballet training, visit the Adagio (ballet) page for background.

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| Weight | 0.44 lbs |
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