The only pain we’re interested in is Ballet Pain—because if we’re going to suffer, let it be French, flaky, and filled with chocolate. This tee isn’t just a pun—it’s a declaration. You’ve been through enough pointe shoe blisters, rehearsal critiques, and underfed performance weeks. It’s time for some well-deserved softness—on your body and your plate.
The Ballet Pain Tee wraps you in cozy rebellion. Whether you’re stretching in the studio, grabbing a pastry after class, or rolling your eyes at the “no carbs” culture of dance, this is your go-to uniform. It’s the perfect mix of wit, comfort, and quiet protest—layer it under a hoodie, style it with sweats, or pair it with our Ballet Baggage Brunch tote for a full ensemble that says “I’m dancing through it—caffeinated and carb-loaded.”
Ballet Pain Adult Unisex Tee features:
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100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton: Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²), breathable, and ideal for layering or casual wear.
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Retail fit: Classic crew neckline with unisex sizing—easy to dress up or down.
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Durable & Comfortable: Ribbed knit collar retains its shape, and dual side seams hold structure through many washes.
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Ethically produced: Made using sustainable practices in no-sweatshop, WRAP-certified factories.
- Care tips: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.
Looking for another snack-forward staple? Try our“Sickled City Biscuits ‘n Gravy” tee if you believe pastries are a personality trait.
Want more dancewear with a sense of humor? Explore all Ballet Trauma Club tees and see why dancers everywhere are dressing for the drama.
Bonus vibes: Because if ballet’s going to hurt, it better come with chocolate.
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