“Straight Outta Adagio” Adult Unisex Hoodie
$48.95
Surviving adagio deserves hazard pay and a hood. The Straight Outta Adagio Hoodie is for dancers whose standing leg barely lived through promenade, penché, and grand plié in 5th, only to be betrayed by that cursed à la seconde hold. Throw the hood up, walk it off, and pretend you’re not about to do it all over again.
Also comes in a tee, sweatshirt, and sticker!
White, Black | 50% cottton, 50% polyester
Adult Hoodie (Unisex)
| S | M | L | XL | |
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| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Why You’ll Love It
The Straight Outta Adagio Hoodie is your survival badge. Ballet adagio is slow, sure, but it feels like a battle scene in slow motion. Just when you think promenade in second was rough, they add a penché. Then a grand plié in 5th. Then hold à la seconde until everything cramps. This hoodie gets it.
Fabric and Feel
Made with a soft cotton blend that’s thick, warm, and built for rehearsal recovery. The brushed interior keeps you cozy after fighting for your life through center, while the sturdy exterior keeps its shape. Available in classic black or crisp white, so you can match your post-class mood.
Fit and Style
This unisex hoodie has a relaxed fit with a front pouch pocket and a hood that’s ready to hide you from corrections after your leg gave up. Easy to throw on over a leo, tights, or sweatpants. Perfect for studio runs, coffee stops, and collapsing on the floor after adagio.
Construction That Lasts
Ribbed cuffs and waistband keep it structured, while the double-lined hood adds extra comfort. This hoodie can handle as many washes as your body handles failed balances.
Care Instructions
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Turn inside out before washing
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Machine wash cold with like colors
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Tumble dry low
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Do not iron directly on the design
Style Notes
Throw it on straight after class, hood up, headphones in, and walk it off. Comes in a tee, sweatshirt, and sticker too, so you can wear your adagio trauma in any form.
| Weight | 1.06 lbs |
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